Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Age Limit Lighter Fluid
Friday night at GASPANIC in Shibuya. Slim pickins for J ladies looking for Mr. Right Please remember that Japanese were not even allowed to socialize with white devils until 1860- The foreigners were available to a select group of Japanese woman who went nuts over meeting them because of their exotic looks and romantic, courtly behavior. This select group of sexy ladies learned how to speak English to communicate with these beasts who were too stout and try seducing gals that are not fouled by the white man's dirty dicks. Sleeping with Hiroko or Etsuko from the down at the Footnik in Ebisu may be fun when your drunk and don't realize that you might as well be fucking a tub of oil. There ain't no friction there, son. She's all stretched out from when she took on the national New Zealand Rugby team in 2002. If a gal speaks good English , 97% of the time she's a complete whore for the foreign dorks seen walking around Roppongi Crossing.
Being too affectionate in Public
win the war and now They rub it in!
Foreign
men living in Korea know this well. They won't events hold hands With their Korean girlfriends in public for fear of harassment or possible events mob Violence. White and black men living in Seoul Actually Have Their lady friends walk 1 to 2 meters behind Them to keep less Obvious Things. Going into restaurants or bars together is foolish and Usually results in bad or no food service and Having Your fucked with by the kitchen staff.
The last woman I Treated myself to a noise made Somewhere Between a beached seal and a police siren. While Other Japanese Women Make the MOST annoying sounds dulovemaking ring as well, foreign Men Are Worse
Your short, fat, scabby fingers and pencil cock are no match for these
These sexy gals just returned from that speed dating event in Roppongi.... They actually got ill by the matches they got.
I know a white creep who had sex with a new GF before she went off to the hospital see her dying father. DURING the sex I Said Things like, "You gonna tell your daddy That You just got cocked?!?" It Makes you sound like a creep, Which Are But you pick the Appropriate time to talk dirty. If she ASKs you to sit on her face or choke her, she's Chances Are up for it. Hearing Some dopey, muscle bound Marine or a drunken, pasty white Brit with whiskey dick Such nonsense will mutter weitere her revolt. You is not a natural born lover and you Should just be grateful you is not in the sack with a fat, white cunt like your age, all your pathetic friends back home.
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Eml Lights Motion Sensor The Foreigners Make Mistakes While Making Love To Japanese Women (part 1)
A skilled foreigner's kiss may be enough to make her forget about the upcoming crap sex
Ignoring her asshole and other, non sexual parts.
Sporting a goofy T-shirts like this Do not make you American. I'd use that shit to clean up the mess I made
Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move
toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of
CHTMou really ought to be able to tell. Most J women make noise. But if you
Good for you that you read “ Making Out in Japanese ”, you shallow fuck. Most of the reason she likes you in the first place isunless your hands resemblance
this beauty
In real life she Thinks You're a pathetic piece of shit Who watches too much porn.
Stop trying to bumfuck her and then acting as if it was an accident as well.
Openly taking pictures during lovemaking
While most Japanese men have a hidden camera setup in their mackin' pads in Minato ku. A badly dressed, goofy foreign man says, "Can I take some photos of you?" she'll hear the words
"__to email my buddies on the army base". At least let her think she has custody of them - you need to make a backup before she takes the memory card with her. Japanese women love to be photographed, you just need to be slick about it and wait for the right time or be like a locthe man and keep it to yourself. If your too fucking stupid about how to set-up hidden camera to go to Akihabara and ask around for about 5 minutes. There Are a shitload of Shops That specialize in this area.
Fuck this shit! I gotta get back to my mint seafood lunch September
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Build Plan Wall Mounted Bar Counter Mr. Giant's Life Sucks
T he Yomiuri Giants are named so as the name strikes fear into the Japanese heart. Many teams try to choose other intimidating names as the Lions, Tigers or Fighters... the Giants name wins. Over the years, I've heard about a giant that often used the Keio line and thought it was just an urban legend. An Aussie with a propensity for exaggerating once told me "This motherfucker was nearly 3 meters tall. He'd fuck you so hard your cancer wig would fall off." And Another foreigner told me "I swear this freak's pinkies Were the size of Hebrew Nationals!" And "Unfortunately, That deep voiced, shark eyed creep ain 't packin' much of a treat in historical giant sized pants. "
Those rare, poor souls from pituitary gigantism Suffering Caused by Excessive secretion by the pituitary gland Before the growing ends of the bones Have closed. This big boned you cause the child to Become a freakishly tall adult, in extreme married, persons May Reach a height over 2.4 meters (8 feet). Eyes, teeth and genitals They Are the Same Size Would Be Had Been the person the size prescribed by historical DNA, so an Averaged sized man's penis on this frame Would look like a button, Which Would Be very disappointing for Anyone Who Actually One Of These folks dates. For all the Hardships and Star You Have to put up with all you get is a 4''-6''rod. Although the body Proportions Are Usually normal, the intelligence and mental health all around Are Completely fucked and beyond repair events with years of counseling.
Frightening Children, photographed, stared at, laugh at, mock and question Openly everywhere I goes. Mr. Giant's short life is a living hell
Suffering from the condition, Asian and white men seem to never adapts to the disordering has to work to pump blood Through my 8 foot body? "Surprisingly Articulate and insightful, Mr. Giant Explained," While Almost all Japanese Women will Give a midget a shot if They Have the chance. They Would Not Even entertain the idea of sleeping with a giant like me. There Is No Known fetish of Women Who Want Sex from giant. King Kong kind of toyed with the idea in allegorical kind of way But That Was more about interracial sex. Kong symbolized the native white non That terrified the civilized man. " Trying to blend in is a losing battle.
midgets unlikable, Who Are Treated Like good luck and royalty and sex objects in Japan, Mr. Giant is openly shunned. In Asia, even a 6 foot tall man has trouble bonking his head on doorways and low ceilings. These rare, supersized monstrosities actually have to walk around hunched over just to survive without daily head injuries. " I wish I was a midget. If I had the power to choose my fate I would pick life as a midget". Japan has over 900 citizens legally registered as 小人 ( midgets). Midgets have groupies, a huge support network of other midgets. They have dating services, reality TV shows. Japan even has a bi monthly magazine devoted to midget life. Mr. Giant, the only known giant in Japan has no special registration in his city office and none of These Other social outlets.
Midget + Foreigner + Roppongi = Good Times!!
Cabs Mr. Giant refuse to pick up, bikes Are too small and Even If It Was custom made bigger, he is so clumsy and uncoordinated He Would Be Killed or accidents caused by Looky Lous Constantly! Most Japanese handicapped stay indoors out of sight. Most Usually giants refuse to label as handicapped and refuse Themselves Any Government Benefits That They Are eligible for. "Well, I Actually Would like to stay home. My condition is so rare That It's Not Recognized as a disability events in Japan. But I have no choice to work and leave the house Every Dayight in at The Starwood or Whiskey on the Sunset Strip in the late 80's. I'd probably tap that ass too, sans lubrications!!
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Knitting Patternsmale Basic Beanie Tokyo Game Show 2009: Part 2- The Exhibitors vs. The Models
"It's a long way from San Jose But worth it! I'm swimming in pussy here! "
C alvin" CC "Callahan, 34 Rush is Separated after marriage at 23. "I got married cause she WAS one of the first Women Who Treat me like a human being. I Thought I Better snag this one or else I Might Not Ever get laid again. "
After a $ 100,000 wedding Things Turned Sour.
"She started treating me like shit and Openly cheating on me with a Mexican guy" Calvin
got divorced in 2006,
“ I guess I was working really hard on this company and I didn't really give her much attention. She put on about 60 pounds in a year and then left me without any warning. She took the Prius and condo, It's OK but I still gotta pay the all the mortgage until 2015 then she has to sell it or take it over. I guess I get the last laugh cause now I'm free to go out with Rui or Yua if I want”
The inspirations for many geeks ejaculations
Calvin was looking forward to the Tokyo Game Show for over 20 years,
"I Used To read about it in Gamepro and Electronic Gaming Monthly as a kid, I Thought Japan Seemed So cool and I Might Be Considered tallish events over there, I'm only 5'5''so I do not do well with white girls. The Japanese girls I see in games and the movies are so cute and like white guys like me. I've been looking forward to These 4 days for years! "
Calvin and historical small, startup company man Spent 3 1 / 3 of Their annual budget to get a booth at this years show.
"Well, we Paid airfare for 2 here, That Was like $ 2200 and our room across the street is like $ 880 for the 4 days. We workXC
Sadly, the sexy, 23 year old, Yua is not too impressed with her client today,
An 8 year old boys use the" Where's the toilet? "Line as an historical Inglés chance to practice with a paunchy, bearded foreigner
"He wears Dockers pants That horrible Those look like he's wearing a giant diaper-where the hell does historical I get clothes? & rC
The angry, red faced Calvin is very disappointed after living on peanut butter sandwiches all year to eat, "It Seems That no one in Japan uses Blackberrys events! And the Xbox is like a distant number 3 here, Not Even On Most Japanese's radar .... What fucking waste of time this was! Fuck Japan! Events Why do they call it the Tokyo Game show?!?! I hear Tokyo is like an hour away by express train! There's nothing to see out in this area, fuck! I Hardly networked events, only everybody wanted to see the girls. No One Gave a flying shit about me or the products. "
Both ladies spoke Suddenly perfect Inglés and forgot about the email exchange no rule when to video game lovers Eichmann These
up
Yua and Rui Both Collected about 15 kilos worth of "gifts" from the camera Them Boys Who follow from trade trade show to show.
"We only keep the bags, nice jewelry and cool shit, I throw out MOST of it or leave it for the ugly girls Who Our break room clean, I Do not Need That Crap . Poems, photo albums That They Probably jerked off on .... gross. "
By day 2 the smile is long gone. Growing more bitter by the hour, "Those two do not know stuck up cunts
Monday, September 28, 2009
Oovoo Is Not Recognizing My Camera
" J apanese women are all narcissists at heart, in fact most of them like to stand naked in front of the bathroom mirror and examine themselves for ridiculously long periods of time. She'll probably put her hands under both of her juggs to feel their heft”
Manabu Ota (38) should know, he spends most of his free time as a voyeur.
“ Most Japanese men are voyeurs at heart and only our cowardice keeps us from acting on our impulses" . The annual Tokyo Gameshow
is a chance for Japan's voyeurs to band together and share Their passions with One Another Openly. Sure, There Are Many events in Japan WHERE a JPop idol or JAV will do an in store appearance and allow photos But this is the Superbowl of Voyeurism. There Are Hundreds of ladies available to Be photographed in Any pose you CAN imagine.
Manabu and historical $ 4.000 Canon EOS 5D Mark 2 "Event" Camera
Manabu with historical has-been busy all summer hobby, historical backpack stuffed with a Vast array of photo equipment and zoom lenses, I Patrols the riverbanks, beaches and hot springs- CHTMbers of us together. Peeping is a skill that requires years of practice to get right- the key is observation- you have to find the right spot to take care of business and then some jackass with a hard on comes over and his open peeping scares away the prey.”
Manabu, also an avid video game enthusiast, has 3 cameras with him today, A portable, a big SLR and his 5.5 Megapixel Sharp phone camera- which is better than 90% of the regular cameras these beginners have. He also boasts of his PC setup at home.
“I've got about 10 500GB hard drives devoted to hi rez photos I've taken since 2003. I have all the girls in folders devoted to them and rated. I probably have your girlfriend in there somewhere! "
Manabu I Asked What He does with So Many of These pictures. I blushed and giggled out "That'll leave to your imagination."
"These guys fucking Have No idea What They Are Doing ... pathetic "Sam notes.
"The booth girls are great But They get paid and I do not get Turned on by so much-they That Also Do not Want to talk to me. I like the cosplay area Between the best buildings. You Can Get friendly and Actually Have A private mini shoot with the girls there-They Give Usually tplow, I guess "
This is Were the 'real' photographers like to go. " You can get an atmosphere going out here, the girls Socially dysfunctional sort of treat us like you and Human Beings Do not Need to use a flash. " Manabu Already have filled up a 16MB SD card and There Are Still 2 hours to go Before the event ends for the year. "These bitches get thrills and Their sadistic pleasure in watching grown men fighting over photo Themselves Debase time and angles."
Manabu Keiko says I met last year too and have about 75 pictures of her from last years show. "She's Quite popular here today, I feel like I discovered her Though . "
But what about the games?
"Who cares!, I can play and Stock Them over at Yodobashi or Bic Camera in A Few weeks anyway. I'm here to take shots of the girls! "The show
Seems To Be Pretty Evenly Divided of Those for the games and Those for the girls. Look around and it's easy to see who's who.
This shot will help him get off Later tonight, When he's home alone
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I met Osamu "Sam" Naito. He's 34, short and portly- 2 of the 3 things Japanese women hate most ( baldness is the other). Sam's weapon of choice today is his $3,000 Sony Alpha DSLR-A900 ( he also has a $300 Sony Cybershot T-900 as backup), Sam also happens to be a prolific train groper, “ A popular misconception is that we get sexual pleasure from this. I personally don't, my excitement comes from overcoming the obstacles to achieve my goal. It's the same feeling you get when you finish a long role playing game or maybe for some guys like a good workout. Most of us pros get pleasure from stealing her privacy- I get excited that I'm breaking a social law and violating her privacy. Sometimes when I grow tired of a girl I've been stalking I leave an embarrassing photo print of her in her mailbox, that must really freak them out!”
I found the 5'1'' Sam to actually be quite charming and he often chats and exchanges mail with his targets.
“I'm a pretty confident guy and I usually talk to them at the events. I'll always ask for their mail and they give me one 50% of the time. I tell them I'll send them some of their pics and they're so in love with themselves that it lets down their defenses. If I just asked without the picture part they would just run or ignore me\u0026amp;rdquo;
, He adds,
" Getting their name and email is great to attach to my folder on them, I can get so much info about them with that stuff, later I can try to get shots of them at home through a window if I like- I have very strong research skills" It's like shooting fish in barrel for the many sexually frustrated men who attend. The Tokyo Auto Show is also a huge draw for these gentlemen- but this year, GM, Ford, Chrysler and Hyundai will be absent. Hyundai is a huge favorite among the race queen/ idol enthusiast. They are well known for going all out to impress the Japanese and send over their top models as kind of jab at the Japanese who they always have to one up.
“I put the best shots from those years on my homepage. If you speak Japanese well you can find it online but you would have to be registered on the bulletin boards I frequent to get access. It's more fun that way”
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Id Template For Ontario
8:58 - The Death Horn blows, the train to a halt eat, two men Have Been hit by an oncoming train Yamanote bound for Shinagawa
Hideki is pissed about the delay to historical days But he's off remove Become proficient in getting shit back to normal. Many Tokyo train lines have fierce competition and the railway entre OPERATORS put a great emphasis on efficiency, safety Than Possibly more so. Having a salary man dead on the tracks is the Most Common Way That timetable gets fucked up.
C look for at the scene. They also need permits to transport and dispose of biohazardous waste. " We need to take some boring classes to do this shit. I like the actual work though, today's mess was a tough, the first, older guy was in two pieces and came right out, the other guy's legs were all twisted up and wrapped around the axle a few times, his pants were all hard to cut through as well"
9:06- Other staff check the rest of the car to make sure that there are no more bodies under there, it would be very embarrassing to miss one
Hideki and his 3 coworkers at JR Sish from listening to U.S. and UK rock music Since He Was 13, I Asked him if the railways use the famous 5 million yen charged to the dead's family to pay for the actual Expenses. "That story is total bullshit! It's an urban myth Been Since I Was a kid. The companies never deny it Might As They think it persuades Some current sap Himself to go off at home. We cunts Such That There Is not gonna go make His poor family pay, They Should cause I mean the guy fucking us all up and Slowed Affected Productivity for a lot of people gotta be at work Who Have or tickets to something "
9:10 - Quickly Body # 1 is taken out, The Yamanote line uses green tarps to cover the body, use yello Sobu Linew and Chuo Line orange as it matches the cars color. On the tracks blue is the standard for all trains
I asked him about today's mess. “ It was two middle aged guys who jumped together tonight, that's rare. I mean I've cleaned up about 400 scenes since 1989 and this was the first time I saw two dudes do it. You see young girls about once a year that do it at the same time or two guys hit when they're on the tracks by accident - but jumping??? Must have been gay lovers or something.”
9: 12 - the more mangled body # 2 is hustled away hile doing But It Would it look bad to all the people watching me, That I hate the most. All These creeps With their phones out Taking pics of it. Bunch of morbid fucks, I bet the guy cheer They Would If They Could jump to go back in time. "
Enough of my interview with Hideki - salty language historical events is too much for me, let's get back to Our meal on the 58th flAbout
Friday, September 4, 2009
Broken Capillaries Alcoholism Women Have Spoken Japanese Part 2: The Men Respond
Kentaro had Ruka invite a few of her slutty friends and then he invited “ the black guy” who lives up on the 21 st floor. The black guy would give him some street credit, how many square auto engineers have foreign friends? BLACK foreign friends are even cooler.
Sweet,sweet Ruka will probably get another chance with Kentaro
“ The party was going great, I was manning the George Foreskin grill and playing Michael Jackson CD's and then
they
showed up.” Within 5 minutes of arriving at Kentaro's bachelor pad, “ the small, black guy starts getting a shoulder massage from Ruka! I couldn't believe what I was seeing. She won't even let me walk her to the train! 10 minutes later they disappeared” . They went upstairs to his place to look at photos. “ They were gone from like 8:30 to 11, she said he got fresh with her so she came back- but why did she wait so long, have messy hair and walk funny when she got back?!?!” Kentaro still hopes to get her one day and doesn't mind she was with his neighbor, “ Of course that little bitch probably did somethere and wait to be approached. They have their pick.
Rejected one too many times, these 2 frustrated chumps drown their sorrows and concede defeat
The more confident, handsome Japanese and white guys may actually physically approach the ladies and make some small talk. "Getting their attention is the first challenge, a lot of times I'm talking and the girls eyes are all over the beach looking for something better and blacker. I want a girlfriend. I don't wanna just be a friend anymore"
The handsome Jun Takagi won't give up " I even stay all tan to compete- it helps a bit."
"It's always great Until the black guys show up, Then it's like I do not even exist .... All Japanese guys are off point That Their radar "says June Takagi, a tall, handsome college student. "I mean, I like Tupac as much as the next guy but ... what the fuck? Why does Every cute girl only want a black guy? I go home and jack out a batch in front of the PC Every night and go to bed. "
" No chance to get Noticed if they're there "Says June
"I can not really complain too much, The white guys are really getting the dregs .... The 9's and 10's go to rich Japanese guys and they fuck black guys on the side, the 6,7's and 8's all want black guys and do fuck them when the get the chance but have a Japanese boyfriend. The white guys are getting the leftovers. If my GF is banging black guys on the side, and I know she wants too, I just don't even want to know about it.”
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"The thought of actually being touched by an Asian or white guy makes me ill" says Misa Kurano of Kyoto University.," Unless they're paying'&quand To Be gay so I can focus on more important shit, like eating a sand shrimps.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Usf Football Walk On Tryouts
“Anyone who goes to this beach is nuts, they might as well be playing in a sewer, but a sewer is cleaner cause at least the water is running, the beach it's just sitting there” “Getting that sandy shit in your mouth could be deadly, and it is pretty much shit.” Yet thousands of beach goers bury each other, make castles and sculptures with it. “ I think playing with it is OK..... as long as you are wearing a Hazmat suit and a respirator, I certainly wouldn't want that shit in my mouth or any other orifice” Swimming up to your knees he said was OK as long as you don't get any in your nose, eyes there's the corruption. The local Yakuza "manage" all the shops on the beach. Manage means they collect 50% of the gross in exchange for supplying them with protection and getting to use their suppliers. Their suppliers are well known as using expired goods and may even get seafood and meat from China.
Some sexy ladies order the food that will probablly make them sick in a few hours
Local goons openly go from shop to shop collecting their protection money
Apart from the filth organized crime, there are plenty of other little quirks about the beach that annoy Dr. Koriyama,
Innocent young people arrive for a day of Fun That Will Be Followed by a night of vomit and diarrhea.
The beefy middle aged white woman on the right has a humungous towel wrapped around her and is performing acrobatic contortions to her underwear to change from swimsuit to Ensure nobody Might catch a glimpse of her white bits Mackin '
twenties with heads bent over plucking away at Carefully Are Their pubes with a pair of tweezers - Probably working in the sex trade. The drunken white man in front of you have the perfect outline of a brilliantly white vest T-shirt type historical burnt onto skin - British The Heavily tattooed woman behind her bikini You Changed Every five minutes. She has one for swimming, one for going to the beach bar, one for lying on her front, one for lying on her back.
38 year old ladies man, Masanobu overseas Takeguchi the Operations of the beach
. Masanobu
Takeguchi is Well Known As The Director Of Food And
Friday, August 14, 2009
Newly Born Baby Greetings Sms Shit Jobs Of Tokyo - Ladies Edition
P lain looking, 27 Year Old Sayuri Kondo has been cleaning the shit and windows of the penguin and sea turtle exhibits at Sea Paradise for the past 2 years. She graduated from UCLA with a MS in Marine Biology in 2006 with dreams of helping the sea return to it's former glory. She applied for a job on the Sea Sheppard as translator to help stop Japan's whale hunt. She was rejected for not being a vegetarian.
"not only does is the smell worse than an anchovy's cunt, it's hot as hell in here! I thought these things liked cold weather but it's always like a fucking sauna in here where I spend 6 to 8 hours a day!\u0026amp;quot;
She's now back in Japan and stuck in a shitty, dead end job. The sleazy world of the Japanese Aquariums and Zoos is low paying, rife with sexual harassment and bullying. She took the job at Sea Paradise with hopes she could work with the dolphins as a trainer someday. She wanted to work her way up the ladder.... It would take time. There are a lot of young, clever people with degrees in marine biology and very few jobs. It helps to be cute with large breasts and a nice tight ass too - looks better in the skimpy outfits the stars wear.
The 6 trainers that Sayuri wishes death on .
She says the 6 full time “trainers” at Sea Paradise hate her and she can't even get near the dolphins. Three of them only have high school degrees. " One bitch there, Kanae, she even has her whole back done up in tattoos with guys names and everything."
Emi, Ayano and Airi are just working as part timers while in child care school. They get to feed and befriend the stars of Sea Paradise. Sayuri gets to clean up shit in 100 degree heat all day.
“ From day one they resented me. I’m competent and effective, fluent in English, better qualified, have more experience and am more artichair. He gets to interview all the cute college girls who wanna work here though. He loves harassing me. Last night, he kicked over the bucket after I had just mopped the turtles area and it took me another 45 minutes to do it again. He just giggled and said '
sorry
' in stupid, deep voice. Asshole" Sayuri starts crying and added, " He always wears that stupid short wetsuit to show off his bulge, he doesn't even go in the water most days, he just thinks he looks cool in it." She breaks down and adds, " He's hated me ever since I refused to pluck his beard, I told him that asking a staff member to pluck your beard is inappropriate and illegal. I eventually gave in cause I thought it might help me get to dolphin trainer Quicker .... That bitch, Chie did it Without a fuss and she got the job "
" My father Spent $ 200.000 like putting me in the U.S. school-through so I Told My Parents I Was a researcher ... the only thing I've discovered is how disgusting fucking retarded These penguins are. They Can not Even Fly! Fucking assholes. And they 're too dumb, I Often kick Them Into the Water When no one's looking. These Things I Hate. The turtles Are Even Worse, They Are thick as shit and I've met with more personality Earthworms. Though They bite. I do not go near damn Those Things. I just throw the food at Them and turn on the filter, I hope They all die a slow death. "
" This is death"
Fuck Sayuri, the penguins and Sea Paradise! I got a fish dinner to eats!!!!
Tasty!