Friday, August 14, 2009

Newly Born Baby Greetings Sms Shit Jobs Of Tokyo - Ladies Edition

  P lain looking, 27 Year Old Sayuri Kondo has been cleaning the shit and windows of the penguin and sea turtle exhibits at Sea Paradise for the past 2 years. She graduated from UCLA with a MS in Marine Biology in 2006 with dreams of helping the sea return to it's  former glory.  She applied for a job on the Sea Sheppard as translator to help stop Japan's whale hunt. She was rejected for not being a vegetarian.

"not only does is the smell worse than an anchovy's cunt, it's hot as hell in here! I thought these things liked cold weather but it's always like a fucking sauna in here where I spend 6 to 8 hours a day!\u0026amp;quot;

She's now back in Japan and stuck in a shitty, dead end job. The sleazy world of the Japanese Aquariums and Zoos is low paying, rife with sexual harassment and bullying. She took the job at Sea Paradise with hopes she could work with the dolphins as a trainer someday. She wanted to work her way up the ladder.... It would take time. There are a lot of young, clever people with degrees in marine biology and very few jobs. It helps to be cute with large breasts and a nice tight ass too -  looks better in the skimpy outfits the stars wear.

The 6 trainers that Sayuri wishes death on .


She says the 6 full time “trainers” at Sea Paradise hate her and she can't even get near the dolphins. Three of them only have high school degrees. " One bitch there, Kanae, she even has her whole back done up in tattoos with guys names and everything."

Emi, Ayano and Airi are just working as part timers while in child care school. They get to feed and befriend the stars of Sea Paradise. Sayuri gets to clean up shit in 100 degree heat all day.

“ From day one they resented me. I’m competent and effective, fluent in English, better qualified, have more experience and am more artichair. He gets to interview all the cute college girls who wanna work here though. He loves harassing me.  Last night, he kicked over the bucket after I had just mopped the turtles area and it took me another 45 minutes to do it again. He just giggled and said '
sorry
' in  stupid, deep voice. Asshole" Sayuri starts crying and added, " He always wears that stupid short wetsuit to show off his bulge, he doesn't even go in the water most days, he just thinks he looks cool in it." She breaks down and adds, " He's hated me ever since I refused to pluck his beard, I told him that asking a staff member to pluck your beard is inappropriate and illegal. I eventually gave in cause I thought it might help me get to dolphin trainer Quicker .... That bitch, Chie did it Without a fuss and she got the job "

" My father Spent $ 200.000 like putting me in the U.S. school-through so I Told My Parents I Was a researcher ... the only thing I've discovered is how disgusting fucking retarded These penguins are. They Can not Even Fly! Fucking assholes. And they 're too dumb, I Often kick Them Into the Water When no one's looking. These Things I Hate. The turtles Are Even Worse, They Are thick as shit and I've met with more personality Earthworms. Though They bite. I do not go near damn Those Things. I just throw the food at Them and turn on the filter, I hope They all die a slow death. "



" This is death"




Fuck Sayuri, the penguins and Sea Paradise! I got a fish dinner to eats!!!!

Tasty!


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