T he Yomiuri Giants are named so as the name strikes fear into the Japanese heart. Many teams try to choose other intimidating names as the Lions, Tigers or Fighters... the Giants name wins. Over the years, I've heard about a giant that often used the Keio line and thought it was just an urban legend. An Aussie with a propensity for exaggerating once told me "This motherfucker was nearly 3 meters tall. He'd fuck you so hard your cancer wig would fall off." And Another foreigner told me "I swear this freak's pinkies Were the size of Hebrew Nationals!" And "Unfortunately, That deep voiced, shark eyed creep ain 't packin' much of a treat in historical giant sized pants. "
Those rare, poor souls from pituitary gigantism Suffering Caused by Excessive secretion by the pituitary gland Before the growing ends of the bones Have closed. This big boned you cause the child to Become a freakishly tall adult, in extreme married, persons May Reach a height over 2.4 meters (8 feet). Eyes, teeth and genitals They Are the Same Size Would Be Had Been the person the size prescribed by historical DNA, so an Averaged sized man's penis on this frame Would look like a button, Which Would Be very disappointing for Anyone Who Actually One Of These folks dates. For all the Hardships and Star You Have to put up with all you get is a 4''-6''rod. Although the body Proportions Are Usually normal, the intelligence and mental health all around Are Completely fucked and beyond repair events with years of counseling.
Frightening Children, photographed, stared at, laugh at, mock and question Openly everywhere I goes. Mr. Giant's short life is a living hell
Suffering from the condition, Asian and white men seem to never adapts to the disordering has to work to pump blood Through my 8 foot body? "Surprisingly Articulate and insightful, Mr. Giant Explained," While Almost all Japanese Women will Give a midget a shot if They Have the chance. They Would Not Even entertain the idea of sleeping with a giant like me. There Is No Known fetish of Women Who Want Sex from giant. King Kong kind of toyed with the idea in allegorical kind of way But That Was more about interracial sex. Kong symbolized the native white non That terrified the civilized man. " Trying to blend in is a losing battle.
midgets unlikable, Who Are Treated Like good luck and royalty and sex objects in Japan, Mr. Giant is openly shunned. In Asia, even a 6 foot tall man has trouble bonking his head on doorways and low ceilings. These rare, supersized monstrosities actually have to walk around hunched over just to survive without daily head injuries. " I wish I was a midget. If I had the power to choose my fate I would pick life as a midget". Japan has over 900 citizens legally registered as 小人 ( midgets). Midgets have groupies, a huge support network of other midgets. They have dating services, reality TV shows. Japan even has a bi monthly magazine devoted to midget life. Mr. Giant, the only known giant in Japan has no special registration in his city office and none of These Other social outlets.
Midget + Foreigner + Roppongi = Good Times!!
Cabs Mr. Giant refuse to pick up, bikes Are too small and Even If It Was custom made bigger, he is so clumsy and uncoordinated He Would Be Killed or accidents caused by Looky Lous Constantly! Most Japanese handicapped stay indoors out of sight. Most Usually giants refuse to label as handicapped and refuse Themselves Any Government Benefits That They Are eligible for. "Well, I Actually Would like to stay home. My condition is so rare That It's Not Recognized as a disability events in Japan. But I have no choice to work and leave the house Every Dayight in at The Starwood or Whiskey on the Sunset Strip in the late 80's. I'd probably tap that ass too, sans lubrications!!
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