A couple additional pointers for 2011....
Being Outraged By Natural Pubic Hair
Don't you fret, long pubes are a good sign!
Don't be alarmed if your new Japanese lover has long, natural pubic hair. In Japan it is considered bad luck to trim hair below your waist (bikini line waxing,plucking and shaving is an exception). Many westernized young people have done so since the early 1990's. These locals may have lived abroad where they where they were lTheir host ikely Asiaphile raped by father (Who Convinced His fat, white wife That a young female student exchange Would Promote world peace) and fouled by Dozens of assorted low life, ethnic Scumbags HAVING Without Their reputation to damage at home. These Japanese
sexually Should Be Avoided as Most Likely They Have Been with dirty Many Foreigners Before You and Are to Be THEREFORE more likely carriers of the AIDS Among Other Things horrid. It's rare That a Japanese woman with a shaved or trimmed pubic region is pure. 90% of Inglés speaking, young Japanese men on the Other Hand Rarely get laid DURING Their homestays abroad. If They do get laid one or two Times They Are Usually lucky-they opt for Japanese girlfriends with low self esteem when to Outside Jaark right next to me and try to get a peek and sometimes a even some friendly banter about my beautiful cock.
The giant bush is an easy method to conceal what is probably lacking. A nub may be visible if you are lucky. This also is a cultural matter as a race where public nudity is frequent and expected, the bits should be hidden as much as possible, as nature intended.
You on the other hand, should be well groomed. Japanese women expect foreigners to be partially or completely shaved. If you are not, you will be thought of as a barbarian.
Thinking Normal Japanese Women Give A Shit About Technology
They don't. Stop babbling about your 12.5 megapixel Android phone with Bluetooth. She don't wanna hear it and is only acting interested. You might as well be speaking Klingon to her, you stupid piece of shit. And, nobody in Japan knows what the fuck Bluetooth is anyway.
sexually Should Be Avoided as Most Likely They Have Been with dirty Many Foreigners Before You and Are to Be THEREFORE more likely carriers of the AIDS Among Other Things horrid. It's rare That a Japanese woman with a shaved or trimmed pubic region is pure. 90% of Inglés speaking, young Japanese men on the Other Hand Rarely get laid DURING Their homestays abroad. If They do get laid one or two Times They Are Usually lucky-they opt for Japanese girlfriends with low self esteem when to Outside Jaark right next to me and try to get a peek and sometimes a even some friendly banter about my beautiful cock.
The giant bush is an easy method to conceal what is probably lacking. A nub may be visible if you are lucky. This also is a cultural matter as a race where public nudity is frequent and expected, the bits should be hidden as much as possible, as nature intended.
You on the other hand, should be well groomed. Japanese women expect foreigners to be partially or completely shaved. If you are not, you will be thought of as a barbarian.
Thinking Normal Japanese Women Give A Shit About Technology
They don't. Stop babbling about your 12.5 megapixel Android phone with Bluetooth. She don't wanna hear it and is only acting interested. You might as well be speaking Klingon to her, you stupid piece of shit. And, nobody in Japan knows what the fuck Bluetooth is anyway.
The Borg over here ain't impressing any chicks with his headgear. Stupid ,prematurely balding,deaf foreigner.
The only broads who care about that type of shit are total losers you don't wanna be seen with anyway. Go shove your Galaxy Tab up your pimply ass and save that talk for your dorky, iPhone owning buddies. I know for a fact that there ain't an app out yet that's gonna get her off sexually. Japanese Women Do not care in the least-so talk about Some Other dumb shit. How much you like Disney characters, how much you want to go shopping with her shopping in Hawaii or how cute her ugly, bag is French.
While your new phone download porn dog at high speeds, it Will not impress her as much as the well hung, Latin or Israeli sleazy creep on a tourist visa who's teaching her how to do Salsa in Roppongi on Wednesday nights.
This is a technology Might Actually she care about. Although They Will not Admit It, Japanese Women love this shit.
Fuck all of you. I is not givin
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