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orced junior high school math teacher with the summers off to work on his tan and relax.

Japanese women don't like to leave anything to their imaginations. They want to check out the merchandise before they make a purchase.



“I've always had an aversion to whites, especially the vile, dirty women. I've been with several Russian woman in my day for research and let me tell you, the smell of their fannies is something from my nightmares. It smelled like something actually crawled in there and died. Have you ever smelled a Japanese fanny? No smell. Nothing. We also don't get body odor. That'S why the whites Their Families Have to get over to send strong Deodorants and perfumes from Their home country.What' s with all the Russians in Japan These Days? Actually They make me miss the Iranians! "

Been Onto Something Hiro May. I Estimates I have bedded over 500 Women he's met on the beach Since 1982

"Japanese We Are Different Than the foreigner Who Frequent Our beaches, public pools, baths and onsen. The Japanese, Even The Most unprejudiced That will never believe all the people of the world Have evolved from a single man. How can persuade the Foreigners Themrst time, They do not like to leave anything up to Their Imaginations. That's Where the French and Italians scare me. Sure, the American military guys I Could Kill With their brute strength and propensity Towards Violence and rape. But the Eurotrash ..... They Are the real scum. All of them to just want to foul Our precious Japanese Women. They Are the real danger. "

local These 2 gentlemen get some free advice about Their fashion from a sexy beach babe with a heart shaped ass

9 out of ten Japanese woman want nothing to do with U.S. foreign men.
"It's an urban myth That Japanese girls like them. None of the girls I know feel that way. Are the best gals with guys like me who have similar racial characteristics. We can really be demoralized by this whole scenario. These low lives who are in the US Military are what makes me mad. They  often cause a lot of trouble in Okinawa. Killing taxi drivers, raping the locals and just being rude. I wish they were not allowed off the base but there's nothing we can do about it now. Perhaps if there's another incident they will have a curfew or have to stay off the beaches on weekends."

If you wanna tap an ass like that you'd better listen to Hiro's advice! Or be reborn Japanese.


Since the 1950's, Foreign men have been coming to the sea and looking for easy sex. While it is true that the

Hiro's friend Hiroshi adds,

" I do like some foreign things.


Its almost like people who are born in America think 'how can I fuck this country in the ass till it bleeds out it asshole'




.  The US is not all bad, Gossip Girl is OK, Michael Jackson is cool although I'm a bit burnt out of his stuff now. I love Mister Donuts, Starbucks, KFC.....I like to keep my hair as a light brown or blond , I know that's a bit Hollywood of me. I know that it's catering to the outsiders conc