Saturday, May 22, 2010

Nasal Polyps And Swallowing The Laos Festival Was Lousy

the demand for this event next year. It Might Be More Suitable for a more local area Outside of Tokyo. May I Have this fucked up.I tried. I really did. People Might Have Been just too exhausted from the Thai festival last week saw record numbers of That visitors. They Can not All Be hits



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Unfortunately for the Kon's, There Was nothing at the festival very Laotian Other than a few sad sack diplomats, a couple of B level 'talent' and awful Laotian pop and folk music.


What is Laotian food? Who knows? Therewas certainly almost none to be had here, there were plenty of Thai shops serving shitty food leftover from last weekend that would never be acceptable in the restaurants they represent. There was an Indian shop that only had Butter Chicken or Keema curries and the usual assortment of Yakuza run yakitori, takoyaki and American dog type overpriced and unsanitary crap.



The week old Pad Thai being sold to the chumps looking for something Laotian

There was one actual Laotian shop, where attendees were given the chance to try staple dishes like sticky rice and

larb ,that are served with various bland herbs, Greens and spice-less spices. Grilled dishes ping ARE AN example of a popular cooking method, and Are Better to Be missed. The ping gai (grilled chicken gizzards and assholes)
without
ping (grilled meat by-products) and pa ping (grilled, rotting fish) Served with a Generous Amount of spoiled greens and down with ice cold beer Lao That paupers events in Laos won't touch-If it's really cold you can not taste it. One fellow dreadlocked Japanese flu
"I tried a bit of Laos That type food and it was really, really awful. I only Had a bite and Had to Give the rest to the crows. I Still Can not Get That taste out of my mouth. "



CHTMLXudly complainer,

"I Came Here for Some Pussy! Families suburban Nothing But here, dorky dudes and chicks with hairy armpits and bad teeth! These bearded white boys in sandals here think this is 'My Darling Is A Foreigner' or some shit! Last week at the Thai festival, That Was the shit, yo. Some shorties I mack on! "




The Laotian Festival is for the birds .....


Mind numbingly boring
speeches by people of Laotian descent and talentless Japanese Children Were dancing to shitty music the only entertainment. Everyone in Attendance Looked depressed, Probably is goofy and ugly events in Considered Saitama ....

Fuck Laos! I'm gonna get me some real food!


 

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