ELECTIVE CHAIR
On 1 February, he publicly declared war to the carnival. Belligerent status, which can not be taken to any international tribunal, will last the remainder of the month, which fortunately is short. In this context, along with my good friend @ avendiego the blog From the Underground, we devised the 10 basic rules to survive in Carnavaland and not get wet in the attempt (any resemblance to the rules of Zombieland is purely coincidental):
Rule 1: Restate your agenda
Most are children's carnival holiday or adult version: lazy good for nothing or pastrulosce on contact with water, not then, the transparency and went out of fashion. Uncontrolled ascent to the first end up showing your intimacies and misery. To make people see strange things, the circus and you're well dispatched and you do not mind to see, at least paid. Remember that we are in crisis and there tired concerts.
This rule derives another very important that is not part of this post (because it is not exclusive Carnavaland, but must be considered in any context): "It's always nice underwear settings, you never know what you will leaving the house. "
Rule 3: Walk in a zig zag
Esmérate to give the hard work these terroristwater tourists. Do not be an easy target. Sazonándote can help with some water (but barley). Chapa your six pack, but always in moderation. If your boss says something, we explain.
Rule 4: House itself, not
building bypasses buildings. The higher, more dangerous. Remember that according to Newton's second law, the force acting on a body equals the product of mass times the acceleration it acquires. In other words: stay away from buildings. Pay attention and do not ask.
Rule 5: Stay away from windows
The windows of the buses and vans are the first site where
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